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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

New Law:

Anyone in the media that adds "-gate" to the end of a particular story, crisis, or scandal (for example, spy-gate, jet-gate, nanny-gate, trooper-gate, etc.) shall be taken to the street and beaten with a rubber hose until unconscious and left for dead.

This really is ridiculous.

1 comment:

Brandon said...

I agree. Watergate was, what, 35 years ago? Can't we come up with something slightly more original?